Magizoology 4.4 - Clabbert

[Jade Estaci]

Jade had been about to start dancing when the lesson had begun. Th Clabbert looked very ugly. She sighed. Why couldn't they study nice, furry, pretty animals? The slimy groos ones were okay every once in a while, but Jade would rather see a nice soft, friendly owl any day. She laughed at what Nic had said.

[Tristan Howard]

"And they get frighten when muggles come around. They start fighting like evil mutant monkeys," he said. It was suddenly noticed to him that he liked to make jokes about creatures like these. Ecspecially little monkey froggy legs.. whatever..

[Nicolae Torque]

"Seriously." Nic didn't know that Tristan was joking or if he was being serious, but he was writing down everything he was saying. "So a muggle comes around and they go all teenage mutant ninja turtle on them. That's mad hillarious." Nic stopped writing. "How come I never heard of any Teenage Mutant Ninja Monkey Froggy Lizards in the newspaper or tvs? I mean like on CnN claiming to watch out for them?"

[Tristan Howard]

"Go Nic," he said when he explained what he said to Tristan. He was kind of joking but he did hear that these Clabberts round things on their head turn bright red when muggles or danger is near. Nic answered why they werent on TV. What was TV? And what was CNN? Must of been a muggle equipment, good thing he is taking muggle studies.

[Nicolae Torque]

Nic look at Tristan confused. "Go? Go where? Am I missing something?" Nic was serioulsy confused. "Is this another thing about the Teenage mutan Ninja Monkey Froggy Lizard. Whew that's a long name. T.M.N.M.F.L. is a much better abbreviation."

[Tristan Howard]

He looked at him and was like (( - . - )). "Go Nic as like you got it, and... The Ninja Turtles... Uhhh," he clearly was confused of what Nic was saying. Ninja Turtles, nope doesn't ring a bell. "WAIT! I got it! These Clabberts come from an EVIL pond named 'Sewer'. Its all green and slimy, also quite stinky too," he said grinning to him. "Good enough?"

[Rebecca Davenport]

"If you gentlemen are quite done," Becca stated calmly but firmly. "Perhaps a review lesson on animal respect is in order for you two? Clabberts are neither mutant, nor nija, nor turtles. They are native to the southern parts of the United States and are mostly carnivorous, living mostly on small birds and lizards."

[Tristan Howard]

"But still it's red thingy shines when danger or muggles are near right?" he asked while raising his hand. He still wondered about it. It was frustrating knowing if that was right or not. Usually he didn't like Care of Magical Creatures, but right now this lesson was becoming cool.

[Nicolae Torque]

Nic didn't have a clue what she was talking about and was she serious. There was really a lesson on animal respect? "They are carnivorous? How tall do they get? Will they eat my finger? Have they eaten a baby or anything like that?" Nic was really interested.

[Jahan Samara]

Jason wasn't really paying attention to what was going on in class. Just a few things that people in the room were saying actually got into his head. When the professor started to speak again, it brought him back to earth. "What about Clabberts are they talking about?" he thought to himself.

[Rebecca Davenport]

"They are carnivorous, but prefer small birds and lizards rather than human fingers, Mr. Torque," Becca answered, glad the Slytherin was starting to focus. She had about had it with the Gryffindors though. "Mr. Slane, if you can't stay pay attention to the lesson, I believe I'll just take 5 points from your house."

[Jade Estaci]

"How are muggles related to danger? 'Cuz that Gryffie-Triscuit, I think his name is or something like that, he said that their red thingies glow when dangerous muggles are near, but why do they think muggles are dangerous? And if Muggles are their natural pretators or whatever, how come witches and wizards aren't dangerous?" Jade said, not bothering to pause for breath anywhere in her long-winded and complicated question.